How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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