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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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