A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A gay man watches football.

Caolan and Eamon

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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