- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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