- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's worse than this That :(

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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