- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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