What do vampires cross the sea in?

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

penis

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Pickles are moist.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Justin Bieber.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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