What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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