- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

say it ten times fast: oh

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Pickles

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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