- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

im not food

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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