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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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