- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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