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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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