how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Kys

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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