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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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