A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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