- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Drew Knowles is gay

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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