Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Justin Bieber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Pickles are moist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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