A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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