- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

mikey is cute

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