- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??