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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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