- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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