Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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penis

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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