Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Puns are terrible. I love them.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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