Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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