- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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