what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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