Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Anyone can post anything.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Suck pussy

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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