- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Diarrhea

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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