- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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