- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

that wall over there ->

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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