Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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