How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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