- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

VITAMIN C!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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