Dead girls can't say no.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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