- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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