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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Emily Walker.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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