- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Women's rights

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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