A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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