- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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