Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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AIDS

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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