What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Sloths

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

identical jokes get different votes.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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