Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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