- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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