What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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sucks Syntax...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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