If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

homosexual rights to marriage

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's up? Your time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

your mom is so fat.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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