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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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