What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Boner

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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