- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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