- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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