whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

I read the terms of service.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Ron Paul for President!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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