- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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