What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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