- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.