- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

whats black? the colour

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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