- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

women's rights.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

FUCK YOU

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

America

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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