- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chlamydia

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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