- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

whats long and black? a baton

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??