- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Chlamydia

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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