Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Chlamydia

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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