- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

read me write me

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Then none of us want to be right.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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