- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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