- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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