What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

2 black kids walk into school

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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