What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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