- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A child walks into a classroom.

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