- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

I love pissing people off :P

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