why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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