- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

okay so theres this guy.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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