TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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