- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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