Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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