When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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silver bullet?

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Niall Horan

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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