- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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