A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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