When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Hello

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