what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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