- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

wanna hear a joke? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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