What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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