- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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