You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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