A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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