whats black and strange a paki

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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womens rights

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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