Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

I'm rick james bitch

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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