- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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