- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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