- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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