Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A fat guy!

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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