knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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