Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Oh, go away

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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