one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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