Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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gingers

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Diarrhea

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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