"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A blind man watches TV

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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