- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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