An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A black man has a job.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Poker face

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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autsim

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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