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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is white and long? A New York winter

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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