- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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