What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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