- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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