Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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