shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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