Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What stops a train? A missile

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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homosexual

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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