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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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