A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

alex is cool

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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