- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What is life? Paul.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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