Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Equal rights!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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