- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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