- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

nothing

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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