- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Yellow People !!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A fat guy!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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